10 Ways to Die in Homestuck RP's ((Non story post))

1) Be shot through the chest with a magic science wand bolt.
2) Become a zombie and be preyed upon by everyone
3) Be suffocated by the Grand Highboob's, boobs
4) Be revived and shot through the chest again by a magic science wand
5) Be beaten up by Equius and tossed across the room
6) Initiate a battle based off of puns and insults, be stabbed
7) Be crushed by a giant rock
8) Stabbed in the gut during a fight to protect a horny character
9) Have neck snapped after being in between life and death for about a half hour.
10) Suffocated in a horn pile after being lost in it

All of these actually occured in the Homestuck RP I did over the weekend and ended up in a death or almost death. 1, 4, and 8 happened to/by my character.
I regret nothing.